Top Ten: Responses when telling someone you're a fly fisherman

#10 Doesn't it hurt the fish though?

#9 Don't you need a special kind of pole to do that?

#8 I had a fly pole once but I could never catch anything with it.

#7 OH yeah! [insert flailing arm] You mean like that movie... What's it called? You know, with Brad Pitt?

#6 So... Do you like, fly your own ties 'n stuff?

#5 You mean you have to get in the water to fly fish?!

#4 I don't like fly fishing, I like to eat the fish I catch.

#3 I might like it, but I wouldn't want to touch the fish, get wet, have to tie my hook on, be dirty, fish in the rain, get attacked by a snake, get attacked by a bear, or be in a boat.

#2 [insert flailing arm] Don't you catch yourself with the little hook thingy?

And the number one response when telling someone you're a fly fisherman?

#1 I don't have the patience for fly fishing, I just like to fish with worms.